yourdannybear

To be a superior homosexual you must do these things in order to form a loyal internet gay fan base for life.
Before you start these tips you MUST get a blog. Microblog, twitter, facebook, and mobile update from your smart phone. Do not let outdated and pitiful gays tell you otherwise, liveblog all the time.
Now let's begin!

1.Get into comics and action/sci fi literature and film.
2.Buy Tori Amos albums.
3.Familiarize yourself with a beard, grow one, and learn precision trimming of said beard.
4.Photograph precisely trimmed beard OBSESSIVELY and edit with photo shop for your fans.
5.Bake lots of foods and photograph them to show your fans you are well off and can afford to COOK.
6.Learn internet lingo.Educate yourself on what the difference between Linux and Windows based operating systems is.
7.Go to Target to buy smelly good things.
8.Move into vintage apartment in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Boston, Brooklyn, or Chicago. Visit those cities to share your wealth of art, fashion, nerdy-ness, and gay ness. You will pick up many fans guaranteed.
9.Own tons pairs of overpriced underwear and pose in them when you've had too much Pinot Noir.
10.More photo's of the beard except this time with shaving cream from Nordstrom.
11. Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, AND REPEAT. Acquire boyfriend and train him in the art of superior homosexuality so you BOTH can acquire fans.
12.Photograph you two as a couple. Post photos online. Enjoy the fruits of your labours(spell with British and Canadian spelling too).

If you follow these hard learned tips you will be mighty successful in all your homosexual adventures! Our lifestyle is absolutely decadent yet conservationist at the same time. We must be adored and equally desired by the masses. More tips by Danny soon!
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Mike Justice just made my day

I have been the most professional recluse today. I slept in till 1 pm and loved every second of it. My room smells like boy and I don't care. I watched my computer defrag itself from start to finish with squinty eyes from my bed. It's so very gloomy outside and all I want to do is listen to this song on repeat.

@.@

The LA times says one thing, while CNN says this:



Who do I believe?! I'll take LA times opinion over CNN any day.

I'm enjoying my life a great deal right now. It feels really good to actually say it and mean it too.

Because of all the rain here in the Northwest these little guys(sprinklers) aren’t really as widespread as they were back in So cal. Needless to say I freaking love kicking them down when they fail to retract into their tubing. A light tap of the foot sends them sliding down at light speed accompanied by a “WHOOSH” which sends any bystander wondering what made the mysterious “WHOOSH”. I’ve loved doing that since I was a little kid :)

I'm 23 and I don't know how to drive. Upon learning this fact most people look at me with disbelief and say something like "REALLY!?" or "WHAT?!". The surprise is followed by a story of how they learned to drive at 14 or 15. I don't really understand why they are so shocked. I really honestly don't know how to and as I get older and older I kind of don't want to. Cars are increasingly becoming what I view in my mind a major nuisance. They are extremely loud in the morning and afternoon during rush hours. They kill small animals and human beings. They also happen to kill the planet earth along with peoples cardiovascular systems during a fit of road rage. It is a huge turn off when a guy I'm interested in picks me up for a date and amid friendly conversation SLAMS on the breaks and starts yelling and cursing at something as silly as a slow car or an elderly person crossing the road. Cars allow people to dehumanize anybody and use their fossil fuel empowered vehicle to do whatever they choose in any emotional state. I don't find that way of life very attractive and if I happened to own a car, it'd only be to look at because I find Bmw's and Vw's to be super cute. I don't foresee a license in the near future so in the meantime I'll gladly count my change and board my bus.

This entry is only an opinion of mine. I do not think about this 24/7 or hold this against folks who are friends of mine and do what I'm about to vent about.

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Twitter. Okay. I get it. You like to post silly updates and infect people with inside jokes that begin with @ and end with someone else being totally confused. It's not my thing. Livejournal on the other hand is more stimulating to me. I've been writing in this thing since 2001 and I love the friends and entries I've cultivated over the years. But seriously can people stop linking their twitter to their damn livejournals? If I wanted to "follow" the @'s I'd subscribe to your twitter page. That is all.

Diced chicken breast sauteed with:
Red onion
Cumin
Garlic
Pepper
Sea Salt
Cayenne pepper

Side:
/steamed broccoli
/sliced roma tomatoes
/organic mozzarella on top of tomatoes

/big glass of water

I cooked with basically what I had. I call it early 20's gourmet.

Something completely fantastic happened to me this evening. Wanna know what? STAR TREK THE MOTHERFUCKING MOVIE! WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--sorry--I'm a closeted Trekkie and this film has revived my inner cadet.

This movie is like the freshest and most expensive line of cocaine you'll ever snort up. The acting was flawless and the modern take on the classic story totally surprised me! Please please please go see this movie! It must be done justice and viewed on the big screen. There's too many beautiful shots that you need to see in GIGANTOR VISION! I'm definitely going to see it at IMAX next. Whew!

wooooo

HEEEEY

 

Sixteen clumsy and shy. I went to London and died.

After 7 years of my journal being mostly public I have decided to make it friends only. This was a hard choice as I see my livejournal as a tool to share stories and experiences with the world. Unfortunately the world doesn't always have something positive or fulfilling to share back. If you think you'd like to be apart of this journal and the many others that I enjoy reading every day, please do drop me a comment and I'll add you. Thanks for stopping by!
-D.J.O.