- Lesson in superior homosexuality as observed by Danny
- November 26th, 2009
To be a superior homosexual you must do these things in order to form a loyal internet gay fan base for life.
Before you start these tips you MUST get a blog. Microblog, twitter, facebook, and mobile update from your smart phone. Do not let outdated and pitiful gays tell you otherwise, liveblog all the time.
Now let's begin!
1.Get into comics and action/sci fi literature and film.
2.Buy Tori Amos albums.
3.Familiarize yourself with a beard, grow one, and learn precision trimming of said beard.
4.Photograph precisely trimmed beard OBSESSIVELY and edit with photo shop for your fans.
5.Bake lots of foods and photograph them to show your fans you are well off and can afford to COOK.
6.Learn internet lingo.Educate yourself on what the difference between Linux and Windows based operating systems is.
7.Go to Target to buy smelly good things.
8.Move into vintage apartment in San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Boston, Brooklyn, or Chicago. Visit those cities to share your wealth of art, fashion, nerdy-ness, and gay ness. You will pick up many fans guaranteed.
9.Own tons pairs of overpriced underwear and pose in them when you've had too much Pinot Noir.
10.More photo's of the beard except this time with shaving cream from Nordstrom.
11. Repeat, repeat, repeat, repeat, AND REPEAT. Acquire boyfriend and train him in the art of superior homosexuality so you BOTH can acquire fans.
12.Photograph you two as a couple. Post photos online. Enjoy the fruits of your labours(spell with British and Canadian spelling too).
If you follow these hard learned tips you will be mighty successful in all your homosexual adventures! Our lifestyle is absolutely decadent yet conservationist at the same time. We must be adored and equally desired by the masses. More tips by Danny soon!